eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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