tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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