I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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