after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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