I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
