If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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