The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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