Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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