i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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