discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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