My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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