my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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