My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Rumble strips road head = magical
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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