She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just found a bag of teeth...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize