is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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