Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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