literally had 100 drinks last night.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i think i have herpe
just one?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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