Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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