He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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