We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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