You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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