There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
jump out the window naked night went bad
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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