Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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