You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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