I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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