can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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