you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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