In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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