I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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