Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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