Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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