How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
me + whiskey = a bad person
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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