Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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