I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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