So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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