yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Verdict: uncircumcised.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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