yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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