i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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