Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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