# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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