Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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