i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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