HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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