I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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