thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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