He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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