I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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