Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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