is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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