so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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