I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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