is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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