i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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